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A wonderful serenity has taken possession of my entire soul, like these sweet mornings of spring which I enjoy with my whole heart.
Caesar wades a river; our president wades into states, turning National Guard troops into the new normal....
From Orson Welles’ radio hoax to Trump’s digital gaslight, America still can’t tell a cosmic joke from...
With federal workers about to miss paychecks, the president spends his time slapping sombreros on Hakeem Jeffries—finally...
In a feat of provincial servility, De Santis gifts Miami’s waterfront to the Trump family—to erect a...
A mayor who promised boldness departs in scandal, leaving New York a choice between sectarian dogma, recycled...
Pete Hegseth turns the Pentagon into Hollywood Squares—800 generals audition for roles in Gomer Pyle 2.0, Hogan’s...
Six-foot-eight ex-FBI chief faces the ultimate charge — making everybody mad — in Washington’s longest-running sitcom, “Law...
Watch four-star generals juggle grenades, dance for loyalty points, and explain TikTok to Pete Hegseth. Somewhere in...
Trump bars Iranian diplomats from bulk Doritos, 96-roll Charmin, and the sacred $1.50 hot dog. Iranian diplomats,...
