Pete Hegseth turns the Pentagon into Hollywood Squares—800 generals audition for roles in Gomer Pyle 2.0, Hogan’s Zeroes, and Apocalypse: The Sitcom.
Why on earth would Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth want to talk about something as insipid as “The Warrior Ethos?” Why? Because this is Washington, where problems aren’t solved, they’re branded. “Warrior Ethos” isn’t a doctrine—it’s a slogan, a bumper sticker, a recruiting jingle.
It’s the kind of thing you slap on a PowerPoint slide in Comic Sans while generals nod along like bobbleheads.
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