The Trump–Gabbard Speakerphone Scandal America, let me explain something to you, because apparently we need diagrams now....
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A wonderful serenity has taken possession of my entire soul, like these sweet mornings of spring which I enjoy with my whole heart.
Greenland’s polar bears write to President Trump, arguing that U.S. annexation would vastly improve dumpster quality and...
As antisemitism surges from Berlin to Berkeley, the unthinkable begins to look inevitable. There are moments in...
Trump’s new national security blueprint is a slavish ode to Putin — and a catastrophic betrayal of...
A $13B carrier, “anti-drug” airstrikes, and cocktail-napkin law—Washington reruns 1898 in Caribbean widescreen. Here we go again—another...
Trump’s State Department turns visas into health credit scores Somewhere deep in the State Department, someone apparently...
Elsie the Cow explains how a 39% Swiss-cheese tariff turns family into “inventory reduction.” Elsie: Mr. President,...
Nigeria cast as a crusader postcard for U.S. voters; what it needs are institutions, not helicopters. An...
Big man talk, empty magazine—credibility requires competence. Only in America do we announce, with a straight face,...
“Vote Milei or the money walks” — Washington’s conditional love meets Buenos Aires’s fiscal chaos. Call it...
