Greenland’s polar bears write to President Trump, arguing that U.S. annexation would vastly improve dumpster quality and overall morale compared with dour Danish efficiency.
An Open Letter to President Donald J. Trump from the Polar Bear Community of Greenland
(North Branch & South Branch, Unified Council of Ice Floes)
Dear Mr. President,
Greetings from Greenland, where the ice is thin…
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