With Donald Trump plugging the Pentagon into yesterday’s power grid, the world’s most advanced fighting force prepares for a glorious future of soot, steam, and strategically deployed nostalgia.

If you listen closely, you can hear it now: the gentle crackle of patriotism, the soothing hiss of carbon, the reassuring cough of nineteenth-century progress.
Because, according to Donald Trump, the future…
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