Elsie the Cow explains how a 39% Swiss-cheese tariff turns family into “inventory reduction.”
Elsie: Mr. President, thanks for seeing me. I came straight from the barn — no motorcade, just four hooves and a righteous sense of dread.
Trump: Elsie the Cow — huge fan. Iconic. Tremendous milk. We’re protecting you with a beautiful tariff. Thirty-nine percent on Swiss cheese. America First, cows…
