Now featuring Speaker Mike “Standard Practice” Johnson
Welcome to Johnson & Co., the pop-up government that opens for business only when the vibes are right and the polls are friendly.
Representative-elect Adelita Grijalva arrives with a mandate, a plaque, and—how modern!—no keys. She wins overwhelmingly; the door wins unanimously. Inside: nobody.
Outside: a beige conference room, a hand-held fan, and the world’s most literal interpretation of “cooling off period.”
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