Watch four-star generals juggle grenades, dance for loyalty points, and explain TikTok to Pete Hegseth.
Somewhere in Quantico, Virginia, under the fluorescent glow of Pentagon strip-lighting, Pete Hegseth — Secretary of War, television creature, and proud graduate of the Murdoch School of Statesmanship — stood grinning like a man who just discovered peyote in a church pew.
The Trump administration had finally achieved the fusion of democracy, show business, and professional wrestling: “Top General,” a government-sponsored reality game show…
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