A $13B carrier, “anti-drug” airstrikes, and cocktail-napkin law—Washington reruns 1898 in Caribbean widescreen. Here we go again—another...
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Instead of honoring the dead, Trump uses Arlington as a set for tariffs, polling, and culture-war riffs,...
Anti-dumping duties plus Trump tariffs don’t save jobs — they just turn a 99-cent staple into a...
Elsie the Cow explains how a 39% Swiss-cheese tariff turns family into “inventory reduction.” Elsie: Mr. President,...
Nigeria cast as a crusader postcard for U.S. voters; what it needs are institutions, not helicopters. An...
Big man talk, empty magazine—credibility requires competence. Only in America do we announce, with a straight face,...
Primates shipped like patio furniture, treated like pathogens when the truck tips over. Breaking news from Planet...
North and South Korea as estranged twins—Mao’s heirloom, Washington’s ally—while Trump flirts with a Kim redux. You...
Toronto rolls Reagan B-roll; Washington torches negotiations. Ad pulled, sulk ongoing. You could not script a pettier...
“Vote Milei or the money walks” — Washington’s conditional love meets Buenos Aires’s fiscal chaos. Call it...
