A hoagie hits a vest; the government hits the panic button.

They have finally put the Republic on trial for aggravated deli.
Not treason, not bribery, not laundering the soul through offshore LLCs—no, sir.
A sub-style sandwich arced through the humid air of August and thumped the armored breast of a federal agent, and now we are ankle-deep in subpoenas, press releases, and chain-of-custody bags greasy with…
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