Limousine subways, Marxist avenues, and multi-species bike lanes — government at its most gloriously deranged.
Scene: The Oval Office, redecorated in Trump Baroque™: gold trim, louder gold trim, and an animatronic eagle that occasionally screams.
Trump: Ah! The new mayor! Zohran Momdani, right?
Mamdani: Mamdani, Mr. President. It rhymes with “this is a bad idea.”
Trump: Beautiful name. Very strong. Queens! You’re…
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