A Most Merrie and Looney-Tuned Masque
Performed Before the Great Orange Throne With Slang, Shakespeare, and a Bunny Offstage Chewing a Carrot
Enter THE CABINET, ranked like nervous courtiers.
Trump upon the gilded chair. Cameras whirr. Reality sighs.
BUGS BUNNY (aside, nibbling):
Eh… what’s up, republic?
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O Trump! Thou sunburn’d…
