Primates shipped like patio furniture, treated like pathogens when the truck tips over.
Breaking news from Planet Hairless Ape: a truck crashes in Mississippi, a few rhesus monkeys bolt, and we respond with the calm wisdom of our species—panic, rumor, and a contractor called “animal disposal.”
The driver tells deputies the monkeys are aggressive biohazards—hepatitis C, herpes, Covid, the entire WebMD buffet—and local authorities, believing the worst, “destroy” some …
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