After decades of supposed innovation, Airbus and Boeing still can’t keep panels, software, or sanity intact — turning every flight into a delayed, duct-taped gamble at 36,000 feet.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Flight 404, sponsored jointly by Airbus and Boeing: “We Can’t Believe It’s Not Safe!”
Please fasten your seatbelt — if it’s still attached — and remain seated until we finish inspecting the airplane…
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