Anti-dumping duties plus Trump tariffs don’t save jobs — they just turn a 99-cent staple into a...
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A wonderful serenity has taken possession of my entire soul, like these sweet mornings of spring which I enjoy with my whole heart.
Trump’s State Department turns visas into health credit scores Somewhere deep in the State Department, someone apparently...
Elsie the Cow explains how a 39% Swiss-cheese tariff turns family into “inventory reduction.” Elsie: Mr. President,...
The shutdown turns airport gates into gladiator pits. Behold the latest marvel of American problem-solving: when the...
Mamdani rides New York City’s 7-train coalition to victory in Mayor’s Race New York has elected a...
The Golden State tries espresso shots of ‘temporary’ virtue—then promises a nap. California once sold the country...
A hoagie hits a vest; the government hits the panic button. They have finally put the Republic...
Nigeria cast as a crusader postcard for U.S. voters; what it needs are institutions, not helicopters. An...
Closed signs on government, open tabs on chaos: trade wars, street fury, and a stock market grinning...
Big man talk, empty magazine—credibility requires competence. Only in America do we announce, with a straight face,...
